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Remember this is sung to the tune of
Pop Goes the Weasel......
To be in the Woo Woo Ladies Club
You need to take a pledge
To treat your sisters with kid gloves
Especially when they are on the edge!
Sung to the tune of Pop Goes The Weasel, this first verse is from Sandy, the queen of the Woo Woos.
We are the Woo Woo Ladies Club
We're crazy as mad hatters
Come play with us and when we're done
You'll be proud to be a Woo Woo
1. Must own a casserole dish, or be willing to purchase one.
2. Must be able to speak "crazy talk" as a second language.
3. Have cried and raged (sometimes at the same time) at a days unfolding when it begin with your hair looking like Phyllis Diller's twin.
4 Be willing to add a verse to the Woo Woo Song
5. Be willing to create your own crown, of tin foil and wear it at meetings. (you have the crown made, wear it often, wear it with pride)
6. Be willing to embellish Your Woo Woo Ladies Club brooch with a personalized touch that expresses your special Woo Woo-ness.
7. Have heard a song like "Wild Fire" from the 70's and cried until your eyeballs shriveled in their sockets. (Reading The Yearling, Sounder, or Brigadoon and have had the same reaction) Others may qualify (ie. Wild Hogs, ask for details.
8. Been known as, or called a Crazy Broad, Crazy Witch or "When the earth's crust split open you were spit forth from the fiery depths of hell".
9. You can on any given day, know with certainty that your body and mind will go fruit-loops on you and you must scream out "oh what fresh hell is this?"!